The Mayor DJ 1

Everyone eats at that restaurant. It’s always so full. "Sometimes I show up and can’t even get a table to myself," the mayor of the city recalls, "and I’m the mayor." That particular time, the manager pulled a magnificent stunt and made an announcement.

“Hello dear guests! We have an announcement! The mayor is in right now and he can’t get a table. And he isn’t here to DJ tonight.”

People laugh.

 “Would anyone be kind enough to welcome him to your table?”

Everyone cheers!